911 hey i hate to be “that guy” but i glued myself to the ceiling again
Rainbow Cookie Dough
Dark Blue Chicken…..sounds like REALLY rotten chicken.
What the fuck
Black heart pudding
MOVIE ABOUT A PERSON WHO FALLS IN LOVE WITH DEATH AND CONTINUOUSLY COMMITS MURDER IN ORDER TO SPEND MORE TIME WITH THEM UNTIL DEATH IS FINALLY LIKE “YOU ARE MAKING MY JOB SO MUCH MORE DIFFICULT THAN IT NEEDS TO BE LETS JUST GO OUT FOR A COFFEE OR SOMETHING JESUS FUCK”
i’m going to write this
Deadpool… KINDA does this? It’s not nearly the same; he keeps TRYING to die so he can be with her. But that’s more depressing than this idea.
A woman is like a tea bag - you can’t tell how strong she is until you put her in hot water.” - Eleanor Roosevelt
Welcome to Women’s History Month
… Remember that 50s housewife zombie apocalypse thing people were talking about a while back?
It was only ever supposed to be a game. [x]
Press Start; a Homestuck inspired trailer.
I JUT CHOKED ON MY OWN SPIT THANK YOU
“boys are just naturally better than girls at-“
“boys and girls are just hard-wired to learn diff-“
“it’s not my opinion it’s science and-“
OMG WHAT DID I DO!?
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Steve Carlsberg is a Scorpio.
THE HOROSCOPE SECTION FINALLY MAKES SENSE.
EDIT: Okay so this may not be actual canon, as this is a free-to-edit wiki. Still, though.
Well, to be fair, white people are the only ones who think the Oscars are something other than a very expensive, very bullshit ceremony.
But race couldn’t possibly be a factor.
…Well hello, weekend activity. :D
Take a shot when;
· Josie gets annoyed and disinterested towards the angels when they are doing something magnificent,
· Wheat or wheat by products are mentioned,
· The Glow Cloud is mentioned,
· The broadcast is interrupted by an unknown being,